PRIMUS “THE ODDITY FAIRE” : 2 Free Tickets
Along with Portugal The Man and Split Lip Rayfield
Event Date: Saturday, October 2
Location: Congress Theater
Doors: 7:30pm
Winner Announced: Friday, October 1 @ 3pm CDT
At long last, Primus returns to Chicago and they brought the Oddity Faire with them. Along with his own merry band of freaks, Les Claypool brought Portugal The Man and Split Lip Rayfield to fill out the bill. You’ve been paying for being a freak all your life, but no more! Thanks to the like-minded individuals at Kingtello and Lost In Concert, this is one time it pays off because we want to give one lucky winner a pair of tickets. That’s right, 2 free tickets to Primus at the Oddity Faire. That’s roughly $100 you can spend on eyeliner, beer, or hats, and still enjoy Primus at the Oddity Faire.
HOW CAN I SCORE THESE?
You want two free tickets to Primus? Head over to the Lost In Concert page on Facebook and leave a comment in the Primus Ticket Giveaway post telling us why you should get the tickets. While you’re there, click the Like because you know you like us and we might be giving you free tickets to Primus. On October 1 we will pick the most creative answer and that person is getting two tickets to see Primus at “Oddity Faire.”
These tickets brought to you by Chicago Bluegrass & Blues Festival, North Coast Music Festival and React Presents. Also the number 2, as in two free tickets. Ah ah ah.
And the winner is (drumroll)…
Jessica Taylor. This is why:
“Recently, I came home to find my boyfriend nude on the couch with my ex-roommate, also nude. A series of elaborate exclamations of, “clothing-hungry wolf packs” and “a freak accident in the kitchen” were offered up, as I stared at his half-…hard penis and the bite marks on the ex-roommate’s legs. Clearly, revenge must be served to these 2 deserving ass-hats. My solution? Winning these Primus tickets (already a stab to the ex-roommate, who’s big brown beaver oozes at the mere mention of the band) and then letting the same pack of clothing-hungry wolves attack me, before making my way on to their tour bus. Duh. A worthier cause has never existed.”
We’re inclined to agree that a worthier cause has never existed. Congratulations Jessica, we’re going to help you rub something in someone’s face…